Fantasy Football Scout: Funny Euro 2024 Fantasy team names

Excitement for Euro 2024 Fantasy is building. However, before managers settle on their Euro 2024 Fantasy player picks, it’s the important job of choosing team names.

Once you’ve drafted an initial line-up and continued to select a Matchday 1 captain, the next screen asks what to call your squad.

Over at Fantasy Football Scout are a bunch of suggestions, some of which crossover with their previous feature on 2023/24 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) team names.

Yet here, crucially, there’s a maximum of 25 characters rather than 20. So much can be done with those extra five!

EURO 2024 PLAYERS

Minority Laporte

When Harry Met Saliba – Former North London rivals may be forced to reunite in the knockout phase

No Kane, No Gain – Sometimes the template picks just make sense

Hey Jude, Don’t Make It Bad

Uptown Dunk

Turkish De Ligt – If you have a sweet tooth

Baby Reijnders – Topical

Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is stuck in your head now, isn’t it?

Old Havertz Kai Hard

Cancelo Culture

Pinky And De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane

You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out

TEAMS AND NATIONS

Czech, Mate – The moment when pundit Postecoglou is asked about Coufal’s nationality

Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost

Werder Beermen

Cure My Hannover – Apparently a simple slice of toast is very effective at this

Expected Toulouse

Pathetico Madrid

Real Strugglers

CLASSICS

Norfolk and Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested

My Hits Don’t Lie – As with FPL, extra transfers cost four points in Euro 2024 Fantasy

One Size Fitz Hall

Smells Like Team Spirit

Absolutely Fabregas – When you have no doubt who this BBC pundit is

Neville Wears Prada – Before flicking over to ITV for Gary’s fashion show

CLICK HERE TO READ THE WHOLE LIST OF SUGGESTED EURO FANTASY TEAM NAMES

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