75 funny team names for Club World Cup Fantasy

Struggling to think of team names for your first Club World Cup Fantasy draft? Here are some quick, funny ideas.

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Our new AI assistant, Sven Bot Man, has helped add a few to Fantasy Football Scout’s initial article from last week.

CLUB WORLD CUP FANTASY TEAM NAMES

PARTICIPANTS

• Don’t Look Back, Bouanga – Timed perfectly for Oasis’ reunion tour
• Absolutely Fabregas – The Inter board when picking out their initial Simone Inzaghi replacement
• Baby Reijnders – Manchester City successfully signed the Dutch midfielder in time
• Finding Nemoto – When you’re looking for a cheap Urawa Red Diamonds defender
• Under My Cucurella
• Invited To Dewsbury-Hall – A classy venue, available to host weddings and corporate events
• Back Of The Neto
• Haaland Globetrotters – This summer, Man City are flying to America
• Pain in Dias
• Cancelo Culture
• Le Normand Conquest
• Good Correa Move
• Pathetico Madrid – If Diego Simeone’s lot have a terrible time
• Better Call Saul – In which case, try and end the midfielder’s loan at Sevilla
• Real Strugglers
• Real Slim Shady
• Hey Jude, Don’t Make It Bad
• Had One Tchouameni – It can be good to bring a sober friend on nights out
• Jeff Endrick – Growing up, Real Madrid’s forward idolised the former Burnley midfielder
• Dumfries and Tacos
• Sommer Lovin – Tell me more, tell me more
• Inter Row Z
• Al-Winthis
• Flamengo Dancing
• 50 Shades Of Gray – Paying respect to Christian Gray…. of Auckland City
• Borussia Teeth
• Groß Misconduct
• Purple Reyna
• If Anyone Can, Emre Can
• Bayern Everyone – Usually from their closest Bundesliga challengers
• When Harry Met Salih – In case the Bavarians later face Dortmund
• No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer if you don’t own Harry
• Chicken Tikka Musiala – Normally reserved for Mo Salah, the German attacker seamlessly steps in
• Coman Eileen – At this moment, you mean everything
• He’ll Doué Good Job
• Kimpembe, You’re A Womble – For those around in the 1970s
• Acuña and Plata – The Club World Cup ain’t no passing craze
• Haven’t Got A Kalulu – Although Juventus do
• About To Get Messi
• Tea And Busquets
• Giroud Awakening
• Cry Me A River Plate

OTHER PEOPLE

• Dude, Where’s Micah? – When asking random people where the omnipresent pundit currently is (or Palmeiras defender Mayke)
• Botman McGinns
• Net Six And Chill
• If Tomori Never Comes – Which he won’t, because AC Milan aren’t invited
• Uptown Dunk
• Enter Shaqiri – Perhaps a cheeky transfer following 21 goals and 22 assists back at Basel
• Eat Well And Drinkwater – Precious life advice
• Paqueta White Rice
• Øde Toilette
• Eze Lover – For fans of both Phil Collins and the late form of Crystal Palace’s attacker
• Love The Way You Szoboszlai
• Moves Like Xhaka – Describing a graceful central midfielder
• Earth, Wind And Maguire
• Yes Ndidi
• Slumdog Mignolet
• Minority Laporte
• Come Digne With Me
• Gangsta’s Allardyce

SOME CLASSICS

• Champagne Super Rovers – Some more Oasis
• Smells Like Team Spirit
• Game Of Throw-Ins – That frustrating group match that’s still without a breakthrough
• My Hits Don’t Lie – Extra transfers cost three points in Club World Cup Fantasy
• Neville Wears Prada
• Sub-standard Liege
• Expected Toulouse – One for the pessimists
• Bayer Neverlosin’ – Another for the optimists
• Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy
• Hardly Athletic
• Sporting Abeergut
• Who Ate All Depays?
• Murder On Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
• Le Saux’s Solid Crew – The former player picks his squad with only 21 seconds to go
• Norfolk And Chance – Finally, by law, this name has to be suggested