Funny UCL Fantasy team names 2024/25

Excited for the new UCL Fantasy campaign, you’ve raced to the computer, picked a first draft and selected an XI for Matchday 1 but wait – you need some good team names.

Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the community. The holy grail of a hilarious 25-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you could settle for one of the ideas below!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAYERS

• Gvardiols of the Galaxy
• Pain in Dias
• When Harry Met Salah – In there before TV coverage steals this for Bayern v Liverpool
• No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer without having him around
• Ezri Konsaquences
• Come Digne with Me – Quite a few Aston Villa ones coming up
• Duran Duranville – An 80s-themed meeting of Villa and Dortmund attackers
• Philogene is Not My Lover – Comes with a moonwalk
• Onana, What’s My Name?
• Stranger Mings
• Baby Reijnders – A big 2024 Netflix series
• Old Havertz Kai Hard – Now onto some Arsenal
• Øde Toilette – For perfume shopping
• Pro Evolution Saka – A classic game famous for avoiding the player name trademarks
• Muller, Rice
• Rice Rice Baby
• Moves Like Xhaka
• Brat-Wirtz – If Leverkusen’s playmaker ever develops attitude problems
• The Brest and the Wirtz – Couple of debutants
• Me, myself, Ndiaye – From the French side’s defence
• Groß Misconduct
• Dark Side of De Roon
• Chicken Tikka Mo Salah – Also works with Bayern’s Musiala
• Haven’t Jota Clue
• Alisson Wonderland
• Pinky and De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane
• Hey Jude, Dont Make It Bad – Just about squeezes into 25 characters
• Hakimi Morata – What a wonderful phrase
• If Tomori Never Comes
• You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out
• Seb Hallerdyce
• Zinckernagel Bread
• Krul Sommer – Ideal for goalkeeping Swifties
• In for De Jong haul
• Koke Barcola – For those designated drivers

OTHER PEOPLE

• Netflix and Chilwell
• Finding Timo – When you look on Leipzig’s squad list and forget he moved to Spurs
• Minority Laporte
• Backstreet Moyes
• Don’t Look Back Tanganga – Anyone queuing for Oasis reunion tickets?
• Under my Cucurella – Some more Rihanna
• Enter Shaqiri – Because Basel are not in this year’s competition
• Snoop Udogie Dogg
• Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is suck in your head now, isn’t it?
• Murder on Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
• Cancelo Culture
• Back of the Neto
• Hell in Lascelles – Fantasy disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
• Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend

FOOTBALL TEAMS

• Champagne Super Rovers – The Gallaghers are performing on 14 dates across five UK and Ireland locations
• Expected Toulouse
• Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost
• Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
• Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
• Pathetico Madrid
• Real Strugglers
• Bilbao Baggins
• Inter Row Z
• Hardly Athletic
• Sporting Abeergut
• Sub-standard Liege
• Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy

We have built a huge UCL Fantasy pre-season guide this season. In it you will find predicted line-ups, top picks, team reveals and much more. You can check it out using this link here!