Funny UCL Fantasy team names 2024/25

Excited for the new UCL Fantasy campaign, you’ve raced to the computer, picked a first draft and selected an XI for Matchday 1 but wait – you need some good team names.

Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the community. The holy grail of a hilarious 25-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you could settle for one of the ideas below!

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAYERS

Gvardiols of the Galaxy
Pain in Dias
When Harry Met Salah – In there before TV coverage steals this for Bayern v Liverpool
No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer without having him around
Ezri Konsaquences
Come Digne with Me – Quite a few Aston Villa ones coming up
Duran Duranville – An 80s-themed meeting of Villa and Dortmund attackers
Philogene is Not My Lover – Comes with a moonwalk
Onana, What’s My Name?
Stranger Mings
Baby Reijnders – A big 2024 Netflix series
Old Havertz Kai Hard – Now onto some Arsenal
Øde Toilette – For perfume shopping
Pro Evolution Saka – A classic game famous for avoiding the player name trademarks
Muller, Rice
Rice Rice Baby
Moves Like Xhaka
Brat-Wirtz – If Leverkusen’s playmaker ever develops attitude problems
The Brest and the Wirtz – Couple of debutants
Me, myself, Ndiaye – From the French side’s defence
Groß Misconduct
Dark Side of De Roon
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah – Also works with Bayern’s Musiala
Haven’t Jota Clue
Alisson Wonderland
Pinky and De Bruyne – One is a midfield genius, the other’s insane
Hey Jude, Dont Make It Bad – Just about squeezes into 25 characters
Hakimi Morata – What a wonderful phrase
If Tomori Never Comes
You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out
Seb Hallerdyce
Zinckernagel Bread
Krul Sommer – Ideal for goalkeeping Swifties
In for De Jong haul
Koke Barcola – For those designated drivers

OTHER PEOPLE

Netflix and Chilwell
Finding Timo – When you look on Leipzig’s squad list and forget he moved to Spurs
Minority Laporte
Backstreet Moyes
Don’t Look Back Tanganga – Anyone queuing for Oasis reunion tickets?
Under my Cucurella – Some more Rihanna
Enter Shaqiri – Because Basel are not in this year’s competition
Snoop Udogie Dogg
Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is suck in your head now, isn’t it?
Murder on Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
Cancelo Culture
Back of the Neto
Hell in Lascelles – Fantasy disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend

FOOTBALL TEAMS

Champagne Super Rovers – The Gallaghers are performing on 14 dates across five UK and Ireland locations
Expected Toulouse
Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost
Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
Pathetico Madrid
Real Strugglers
Bilbao Baggins
Inter Row Z
Hardly Athletic
Sporting Abeergut
Sub-standard Liege
Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy

We have built a huge UCL Fantasy pre-season guide this season. In it you will find predicted line-ups, top picks, team reveals and much more. You can check it out using this link here!