101 Funny FPL Team Names for 24/25

Each year, the biggest decision for FPL managers doesn’t involve starting squads or captains – it’s about picking the right team names. So, in this article you will find 101 funny FPL team names.

You’ve raced to the computer, logged into FPL, grabbed a team ID, skipped past kit colours and quickly picked a first draft. The problem? You need a team name. Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the FPL community. The holy grail of a hilarious 20-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you can settle for one of our 101 funny FPL team names for 24/25 below.

TV and Film

Botman McGinns – A mix of Newcastle’s new defender and Aston Villa’s Scottish midfielder
Netflix and Chilwell – Back from injury, this combo could form many happy Saturdays
Stranger Mings – And this could be the binge
Pukki Blinders – Or this. Also works with Gerard Pique
Hector Salah Zanka – Maybe Breaking Bad is more your thing
50 Shades O’Shea
Cash in the Matip – An option from terrestrial TV
Come Digne with Me
Krul Intentions
Neville Wears Prada
Finding Timo – He may have left Chelsea but the play on words still hit differently
Alisson Wonderland
Sancho Unchained – If Jadon excels under Erik ten Hag
Slumdog Mignolet
Minority Laporte –
Dumb and Dummett
Löw Island – Just don’t tell Michael Owen
Thomas the Frank Engine

Obi 1 Kenobi 0
Obi Wan Iwobi
Game of Throw-ins – When Rory Delap faces Aron Gunnarsson
When Harry Met Salah – Teams that put initial faith in these two premium FPL monsters
Dude, Where’s Micah? – Because the brilliant pundit Richards seems to be everywhere
Hotel? Thiago
Better Call Saúl – If Chelsea struggle to land transfer targets, they might crawl back to Atletico
If Tomori Never Comes

Music

Do the Botman – A name versatile enough to allow Simpsons fans to burst into song
Sonny and Schar – Yet another Newcastle defender with pun potential
Lallana Del Rey
Krul and the Gang
Singing in Varane
Backstreet Moyes – Something you can’t unsee
Moyes Will Be Moyes – Or this option, which comes alongside a smirk and a shake of the head
Don’t Look Back Tanganga – A team name for Oasis fans
Champagne Super Rovers
Earth, Wind and Maguire
Under my Cucurella
Uptown Dunk
Bacuna Mateta – The Crystal Palace forward? He means rotation worries, for the rest of your days
Rice Reus Bebe
Boom Xhakalaka
Moves like Agger – Another one that works with Xhaka
Le Saux Solid Crew

Deeney in a Bottle
Enter Shaqiri
Blink-1 Eto’o – The rock band that gave us the hit….
All the Smallings
Michu at De Gea Ba – A classic from Electric Six
Pjanic! at the Disco
I Think We’re Alone, Howe
Tinchy Sneijder
Gangsta’s Allardyce

My Hits Don’t Lie – Some FPL managers are fearless when it comes to four-point hits
Doumbia, my Lord
Mbemba, You’re a Womble
Purple Reina

Food & Drink

Turkish De Ligt – Potentially a nickname for Caglar Soyuncu
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Kinder Mbeumo – Some classic continental chocolate
Eat well and Drinkwater – Solid advice from your GP or dietician
Baines on Toast
Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
Chiellini Con Carne
Who Ate All Depays?
Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy
Need a Botlla-Kotchap – Regarding Southampton’s new 20-year-old defender
Dunk Those Busquets

Football teams

Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name you’ve definitely seen before
Expected Toulouse
Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
Pathetico Madrid
Real Strugglers
Bilbao Baggins
Inter Row Z
Hardly Athletic
Sporting Abeergut
Sub-standard Liege

Life advice

No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer if you go Kane-less
One Size Fitz Hall
Old Havertz Kai Hard
#YOLO Toure – Because we only live once
Mirror, Signal, Malouda
Ctrl, Alt, De Laet – In honour of the former Leicester defender
Holgate, For Healthier Gums
Mate, You’re Puncheon! – Overachievement in the dating world
Victor Moses Lawn

General wordplay

Norfolk and Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested
Haaland and Parrott – For those going 4-4-2, get your daily vitamins via Man City’s new star and some random £4.5m bench fodder

Ayew Shaw?
Cancelo Culture
Titus Shambles
The Highest Chalobah
Hell in Lascelles – FPL disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
Yes, Ndidi – Absolutely
A Night at Dewsbury-Hall – This classy venue is available to host weddings and corporate events
I’ll Colback Later
“Balotelli… Aguerdddd” – Anyone excited for Martin Tyler’s first match with West Ham’s £30m signing?
Groß Misconduct
Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend
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