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101 Funny Fantasy Premier League team names

Each year, the biggest decision for FPL managers doesn’t involve starting squads or captaincies. It’s about picking the right team name.

You’ve raced to the computer, logged into FPL, grabbed a team ID, skipped past kit colours and quickly picked a first draft. The problem? You need a team name. Not just any name, one that gains you respect amongst the FPL community. The holy grail of a hilarious 20-character label that has never previously been thought of.

Alternatively, you could settle for one of the below!

TV and Film

  • Botman McGinns – A mix of Newcastle’s new defender and Aston Villa’s Scottish midfielder
  • Netflix and Chilwell – Back from injury, this combo could form many happy Saturdays
  • Stranger Mings – And this could be the binge
  • Pukki Blinders – Or this. Also works with Gerard Pique
  • Hector Salah Zanka – Maybe Breaking Bad is more your thing
  • 50 Shades O’Shea
  • Cash in the Matip – An option from terrestrial TV
  • Come Digne with Me
  • Krul Intentions
  • Neville Wears Prada
  • Finding Timo – He may have left Chelsea but the play on words still hit differently
  • Alisson Wonderland
  • Sancho Unchained – If Jadon excels under Erik ten Hag
  • Slumdog Mignolet
  • Minority Laporte
  • Dumb and Dummett
  • Löw Island – Just don’t tell Michael Owen
  • Thomas the Frank Engine
  • Obi 1 Kenobi 0
  • Obi Wan Iwobi
  • Game of Throw-ins – When Rory Delap faces Aron Gunnarsson
  • When Harry Met Salah – Teams that put initial faith in these two premium FPL monsters
  • Dude, Where’s Micah? – Because the brilliant pundit Richards seems to be everywhere
  • Hotel? Thiago
  • Better Call Saúl – If Chelsea struggle to land transfer targets, they might crawl back to Atletico
  • If Tomori Never Comes

Music

  • Do the Botman – A name versatile enough to allow Simpsons fans to burst into song
  • Sonny and Schar – Yet another Newcastle defender with pun potential
  • Lallana Del Rey
  • Krul and the Gang
  • Singing in Varane
  • Backstreet Moyes – Something you can’t unsee
  • Moyes Will Be Moyes – Or this option, which comes alongside a smirk and a shake of the head
  • Don’t Look Back Tanganga – A team name for Oasis fans
  • Champagne Super Rovers
  • Earth, Wind and Maguire
  • Under my Cucurella
  • Uptown Dunk
  • Bacuna Mateta – The Crystal Palace forward? He means rotation worries, for the rest of your days
  • Rice Reus Bebe
  • Boom Xhakalaka
  • Moves like Agger – Another one that works with Xhaka
  • Le Saux Solid Crew
  • Deeney in a Bottle
  • Enter Shaqiri
  • Blink-1 Eto’o – The rock band that gave us the hit….
  • All the Smallings
  • Michu at De Gea Ba – A classic from Electric Six
  • Pjanic! at the Disco
  • I Think We’re Alone, Howe
  • Tinchy Sneijder
  • Gangsta’s Allardyce
  • My Hits Don’t Lie – Some FPL managers are fearless when it comes to four-point hits
  • Doumbia, my Lord
  • Mbemba, You’re a Womble
  • Purple Reina

Food & Drink

  • Turkish De Ligt – Potentially a nickname for Caglar Soyuncu
  • Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
  • Kinder Mbeumo – Some classic continental chocolate
  • Eat well and Drinkwater – Solid advice from your GP or dietician
  • Baines on Toast
  • Kelechi Eatin’ Nachos
  • Chiellini Con Carne
  • Who Ate All Depays?
  • Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy
  • Need a Botlla-Kotchap – Regarding Southampton’s new 20-year-old defender
  • Dunk Those Busquets

Football teams

  • Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name you’ve definitely seen before
  • Expected Toulouse
  • Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
  • Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
  • Pathetico Madrid
  • Real Strugglers
  • Bilbao Baggins
  • Inter Row Z
  • Hardly Athletic
  • Sporting Abeergut
  • Sub-standard Liege

Life advice

  • No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer if you go Kane-less
  • One Size Fitz Hall
  • Old Havertz Kai Hard
  • #YOLO Toure – Because we only live once
  • Mirror, Signal, Malouda
  • Ctrl, Alt, De Laet – In honour of the former Leicester defender
  • Holgate, For Healthier Gums
  • Mate, You’re Puncheon! – Overachievement in the dating world
  • Victor Moses Lawn

General wordplay

  • Norfolk and Chance – By law, this name has to be suggested
  • Haaland and Parrott – For those going 4-4-2, get your daily vitamins via Man City’s new star and some random £4.5m bench fodder
team name
  • Ayew Shaw?
  • Cancelo Culture
  • Titus Shambles
  • The Highest Chalobah
  • Hell in Lascelles – FPL disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
  • Yes, Ndidi – Absolutely
  • A Night at Dewsbury-Hall – This classy venue is available to host weddings and corporate events
  • I’ll Colback Later
  • Balotelli… Aguerdddd” – Anyone excited for Martin Tyler’s first match with West Ham’s £30m signing?
  • Groß Misconduct
  • Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend
  • Back of the Neto

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