100+ Funny UCL Fantasy Team Names for 2025/26

Coming up with the perfect fantasy name can be just as fun as picking your squad. To give you some inspiration, we’ve put together 100+ Funny UCL Fantasy Team Names for 2025/26, covering everything from clever player puns to witty football references that will make your league mates smile.

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100+ Funny UCL Fantasy Team Names for 2025/26

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AbraDubravka
Ait Nouri Geller
Ake Breaky Heart
Arne Hole’s A Goal
Arteta-tete
Ayew Being Served
Back of the Neto
Bacuna Mateta
Bad to the Bowen
Ballon D’awson
Bangers and Rashford
Ben Mee Shake Mee
Berge King
Blazinchenko Squad
Born in a Barnes
Botman and Robin
Botman Begins
Bowen 747
Bowen Arrow
Brennan Jerry’s
Bruno Dos Tres
Calafiori Sunshine
Carson Dioxide
Castagne Me Now
Champagne De Cordova
Cheesy Garnachos
Clyne of Duty
Dango Unchained
DropItLikeIt’sSlot
Endo Story
Exposed Areola
Eze Come, Eze Go
Fee Fi Foden
FeelsLikeSummerville
Femme Fatawu
FullKrugMetalJacket
Garnacho Chips
Gilmour Girls
Guantana Maupay
GvardiolsOfTheGalaxy
Haaland Oates
Haalandaise Sauce
Hakuna Mateta
Hall In One
Haven’t Jota Clue
Havertz Your Way
Hellmans Mainoonaise
Heung Like A Horse
High Faivre
HouseOfTheDragusin
I’m Yelling Timber
IncogNeto
Issa Ring Toss Game
Kamada Harris
Kids See Groß
Kilman Me Softly
Kinder Mbeumo
KudusToYou
Leif Right Now
Lil Eze Vert
Livin’ Saliba Loca
Los Porro Hermanos
Losing My Reguilon
LoveTheWaySzoboszlai
Major League Saka
Malo Gusto: Bad Fart
MattyCashInTheAttic
McGinn and Tonic
McKenna Kick It?
Men with Van De Ven
Mings of Power
Minteh Fresh
Mitomavirus
More Tea Vicario?
Mudryk To Life
Nkunku Clock
Øde Toilette
Odegaarden Partey
Ødeparfum
Old Havertz Kai Hard
Palmer Violets
Paqueta Crisps
PARTEYNEXTDOOR
Porro’d Time
Pro Evolution Saka
Quansah & Konsa
Que Salah, Salah
Raya Sunshine
Rice Rice Bebe
Rodri, You Plonker
Saka Potatoes
Saka White Rice
Saving Private Raya
Schär & Schär Alike
Schlupptown Dunk
Shaw Thing
She Sells Lascelles
Shiver Me Timbers
Slot Machine
Slot Shaming
Smith Rowe Vs Wade
Smith Rowe Your Boat
Snoop Udogie Dogg
Solanke-panky
Son hits the sky
Song of Rice Of Dier
Sons Of Angearchy
Sorry Nic Jackson
Sterling Silver
Stranger Ings
Szobosslads
Szoboszlai4aWhiteGuy
Targett Practice
Tarkowsky and Hutch
Tha’ts NumberHwang!
The Konate Kid
Tielemans Square
TonaliAddictedtoBass
Tuchel For School
Udogie Style
Under My Cucurella
Uptown Dunk
WeDontTalkAboutBruno
WindBeneathMyMings
Yoro Wizard Harry
Zirkzee & I Know It

Wordplay / Smart Aleck Names

Ctrl Alt De Ligt
Lord of the Ings
Multiple Scoregasms
Boom Xhakalaka
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah
Lads on Toure
No Kane, No Gain
Egg Fried Reus
Who Ate All Depays
Absolutely Fabregassed

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Team Specific

Manchester City

Pep Talk
Haal And Oates
Stone Cold Ruben Dias
Keeping Up With De Bruyne
Pep’s Bald Facts

Arsenal

Rice Rice Baby
Saka Potatoes
Havertz Your Way
Øde to Joy
Declan and Destroy

Liverpool

Don’t Salah Mi
Klopp Goes the Weasel
Alisson Wonderland
Mac All About That Bass

Chelsea

Palmer Violates Terms
Cole World No Blanket
Enzo the Dragon
Mudryk and Chips

Tottenham

Madds to the Bone
Romero Must Die
Spursy McSpursface

La Liga

Barcelona

Lewa and Order
Gavi a Break
Pedri Dish
Joao So Serious
Xavi’s Little Helpers

Real Madrid

Bellingham Palace
Kroos Control
Nacho Average Defender
Vinny the Pooh

Atlético Madrid

Simeone Direction
Saúl Good Man
Griez Lightning
Oblak Party

Athletic Club

Iñaki Breaky Heart
Williams Wish Well
San Mamés Madness

Bundesliga

Bayern Munich

Kane You Believe It
Muller Lite
Kim Possible (Min-jae)
Alphonso’s Fast & Curious
Gnab Out of Ten

Serie A

Inter Milan

Lautariffic
Barella of Laughs
Pavard the Builder

Atalanta

Scamacca the Knife
Koop-the-Faith

PSG & Ligue 1

Paris Saint-Germain

Hakimi Baby One More Time
Ousmane and Only

Miscellaneous Debutants & Others

Union Saint-Gilloise – Union Jacked
Pafos FC – Pafos and Furious
Bodø/Glimt – Glimter is Coming
Kairat Almaty – Kairat Karaoke

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE PLAYERS

Gvardiols of the Galaxy
Pain in Dias
When Harry Met Salah
No Kane, No Gain – Team ranking could suffer without having him around
Baby Reijnders – A big 2024 Netflix series
Old Havertz Kai Hard – Now onto some Arsenal
Øde Toilette – For perfume shopping
Pro Evolution Saka – A classic game famous for avoiding the player name trademarks
Muller, Rice
Rice Rice Baby
Brat-Wirtz – If Liverpool’s playmaker ever develops attitude problems
The Brest and the Wirtz – Couple of debutants
Groß Misconduct
Dark Side of De Roon
Chicken Tikka Mo Salah – Also works with Bayern’s Musiala
Alisson Wonderland
Hey Jude, Dont Make It Bad – Just about squeezes into 25 characters
If Tomori Never Comes
You’ve Had One Tchouameni – It’s always good to have this friend on a night out
Seb Hallerdyce
Zinckernagel Bread
In for De Jong haul
Koke Barcola – For those designated drivers

OTHER PEOPLE

Netflix and Chilwell
Finding Timo – When you look on Leipzig’s squad list and forget he moved to Spurs
Minority Laporte
Backstreet Moyes
Don’t Look Back Tanganga – Anyone queuing for Oasis reunion tickets?
Under my Cucurella – Some more Rihanna
Enter Shaqiri – Because Basel are not in this year’s competition
Snoop Udogie Dogg
Domagoj Vida Loca – The Ricky Martin song is suck in your head now, isn’t it?
Murder on Zidane’s Floor – Not an accusation, just wordplay
Cancelo Culture
Back of the Neto
Hell in Lascelles – Fantasy disputes may need settling inside a large, roofed steel cage
Fer Fuchs Ake – When a series of unlucky incidents ruin your FPL weekend

FOOTBALL TEAMS

Champagne Super Rovers
Expected Toulouse
Bayer Neverlosin’ – A classic five-a-side team name that recently became accurate… well, almost
Borussia Teeth – Could also belong to the ‘life advice’ section below
Fake Madrid – The Spanish capital provides a few opportunities
Pathetico Madrid
Real Strugglers
Bilbao Baggins
Inter Row Z
Hardly Athletic
Sporting Abeergut
Sub-standard Liege
Parmesan Belgrade – Some puns are a bit too cheesy